Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
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Chuck Norris once shaved his beard.
People now call it Bigfoot.
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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris talks in my sleep.
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They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
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Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
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Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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