Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
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Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
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Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs.
This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
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Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back.
Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
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