Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
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Permission from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam.
Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
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With him inside it.
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Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself.
We call it The Big Bang.
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