Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.