Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter. To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Why does Chuck Norris have a beard? A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.