Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
Chuck Norris can beat everyone. Except for 1 person. Chuck Norris.
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear. He sleeps with a real bear.
Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.