Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
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No mortal man has ever earned it.
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Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
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Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
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Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
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