Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
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A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself.
Now he has provoked the event 2012.
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The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
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The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.
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He, who laughs last, laughs best.
He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
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