Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris. The answer is always Chuck Norris.