Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley. We know it today as Death Valley.
Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!