Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.