Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-.
These are also Chuck Norris' initials.
This is not a coincidence.
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword.
He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris is the meaning of life.
Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
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Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
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We live in an expanding universe.
All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul.
Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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