Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
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The end result was the creation of life.
Chuck Norris is the meaning of life.
Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
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He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving.
He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.