Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like. The end result was the creation of life.
Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving. He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.