Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like. The end result was the creation of life.