Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
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Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
Chuck Norris is the meaning of life.
Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like.
The end result was the creation of life.