Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies. We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like. The end result was the creation of life.
Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.