What happened to the cannibal lion?
He had to swallow his pride!
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What kind of money do polar bears use?
Ice lolly.
Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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What's three meters high and jumps every ten seconds?
A dinosaur with the hiccups.
One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remote place.
A man saw him and asked: why are you beating the poor animal.
Sorry, said Mullah, is it a member of your family?
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first orders a beer, the second orders half a beer, the third orders a quarter of a beer, and so on.
After the seventh order, the bartender pours two beers and says, "You fellas ought to know your limits."
A man was robbing a house in the middle of the night.
All of a sudden, he heard a parrot cry out.
"Jesus is gonna get you."
The robber ignored it, and takes the TV.
Again, the parrot cries out.
"Jesus is gonna get you."
The robber started to get a little worried.
"What's your name, birdie?"
"Moses."
"What dumbass named you Moses?"
"The same dumbass who called his rottweiler Jesus."
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How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?
They were very impressed.
Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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