What happened to the cannibal lion?
He had to swallow his pride!
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One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead.
The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom.
She went into the woods with her toilet paper and did her business.
While she was gone, the brunette and the redhead decided to play a joke on her.
They skinned a rabbit and snuck up on the blonde, put the guts behind her and ran back to the campsite. Three minutes later they heard a scream.
Then they waited another half an hour and the blonde came back, sweating.
She said, "I had to poop so hard I pooped my guts out. But thanks to God and these two fingers, I stuffed them back in."
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A: Bestiality
Q: How does a redneck tell the difference between a bull and a cow in the dark?
A: He sticks his nose in the animal's ass. If there's a place for his tongue, it's a cow.
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What do you get if you cross a hippo, elephant and a rhino?
A Helephino!!
Q:Why did the cow cross the road?
A:To go to the moo-vies.
Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
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Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
There's two fish in a tank, and one says ''How do you drive this thing?''
How do you hire a horse?
Put a brick under each hoof!