Did you find my horse well behaved?
Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!
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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.
The rest of them will write Perl programs.
A man takes his hamster to the vet, and after a short look at the creature the vet pronounces it dead.
Not happy with the vet's diagnosis the man asks for a second opinion.
The vet gives a whistle and in strolls a Labrador dog.
The dog nudges the hamster around with its nose and sniffs it a couple of times before shaking his head.
"There" says the vet," Your hamster is dead".
Still not happy the man asks for a third opinion.
The vet opens the back door and in bounds a cat.
The cat jumps onto the table and looks the hamster up and down for a few minutes before looking up and shaking it's head.
"It's definitely dead sir", says the vet.
Convinced, the man enquires how much he owes.
"That will be L1000, please".
"A L1000 just to tell me my hamster is dead" fumes the man.
"Well", says the vet, "There's my diagnosis, the lab report and the cat scan".
What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits?
Rabbits habits.
Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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Q: Why does a dog lick himself?
A: He can't make a fist.
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I got a cat the other day.
I had to swerve, but I got it.
What is the slowest racehorse in the world?
A clotheshorse.
Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day?
A: I'm bakin'.
What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?
A tiger has the mane part missing.