Did you find my horse well behaved?
Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!
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How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
What did the flower say to be the bee?
"Buzz off you stupid ugly horny cunt."
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What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten?
An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!
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A: Show us your calves!
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?
Because he had a stinking cold.
What newspaper do cows read?
The Daily Moos.
How did the farmer find his lost cow?
He tractor down.
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