Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?
A: The lid said, "Twist to open."
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Moonopoly.
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Track and field mice.
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A: Boo-bees.
What’s a mouse’s favorite record?
Please cheese me!
What do you call a dog wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want, he cant hear you.
Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse?
It got angry and bit at the champ!
Two neighbors are talking to each other.
First neighbor: Do you know that my dog is so smart, he waits for the newspaper to drop at the doorstep and then delivers it to me?
Second neighbor: Of course, I know that very well.
First neighbor: Really, well then, how?
Second neighbor: My dog came and told me.
There are two types of ostriches - Grey and Blue.
Grey ones scared hide their head in the sand.
The Blue ones sit in the bushes waiting for this moment.