Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?
A: The lid said, "Twist to open."
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"There's a human with a gun, and he's getting closer and closer! What are we going to do?"
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It was the chicken's day off.
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"Alright, what can you do?", the manager asks.
"I can do great bird impressions", the man replies.
"Pssh, a lot of people can do that".
"Oh well", the man says and flies away.
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