Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?
A: The lid said, "Twist to open."
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There was a blonde a redhead and a brunette running from a cop.
They hide in potato sacks.
The officer kicks each bag....when he kicks the redheads bag she goes meow....when he kick the brunettes bag she goes ruff...when he kicks the blondes bag she goes potatoes!
Which big cat should you never play cards with?
A cheetah.
On what should you mount a statue of your cat?
A caterpillar!
A three-year-old boy fell eighteen feet into a zoo enclosure containing seven gorillas.
He was immediately rescued, not by zookeepers, but by one of the animals.
The 150 lb. female gorilla picked up the unconscious form of the boy and laid it at a door to be easily retrieved by zookeepers.
This cross-species rescue has resulted in thousands of dollars in donations to the zoo.
It is perhaps because of these donations that zookeepers have kept quiet about one vital detail, a hastily scrawled note tucked in the boy's collar: "Thanks; but we prefer fruit."
What did the frog say to the fly?
You are really starting to bug me!
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
A bird who knocks before delivering its message !
Q: What is a black cat's favorite color?
A: Purrrrrr-ple!
Q. What's black and white and green?
A. A frog sitting on a newspaper.