Animal testing is a terrible idea;
they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
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Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!
You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
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