Joke #1508

Animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
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Q: What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A: A shadow.
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The judge: Why did you shoot the rabbit without being a member of the hunters association? The inculpated: Why did the rabbit eat cabbage from my garden, without being a family member?
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia. That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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Why don't sharks eat niggers? They think it's whale shit.
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Q. Why don't lions eat clowns? A. Because they taste funny.
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Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says: "Dam"
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A guy walks into a bar and sees a dog lying in the corner licking his balls. He turns to the bartender and says, "Boy, I wish I could do that." The Bartender replies, "You'd better try petting him first."
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What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired? It got toad!!
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A fish walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "What would you like?" the fish says holding his neck, "Water".
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