Joke #11282

Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!
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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos - make a dipping and snacking motion.
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Q: What's red, white, and cries a lot? A: A baby with a razor!
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Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!
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What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman? A baby with a black eye!
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How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ? Nail its other hand to the floor.
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