Q: How do you describe 3 prostitutes and a blonde?
A: Ho, Ho, Ho, and to all a good night.
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Q: Why did the blonde go to the dentist?
A: Someone dented her car.
Two blondes wait at a bus stop.
A bus pulls up and opens the door.
One of the blondes leans inside and asks the driver, "Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?"
The bus driver shakes his head and says, "No, I'm sorry."
The other blonde leans inside and asks, "How about ME?"
Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven?
A: She didn't know what one came first.
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch ’n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards?
A: She wanted to gain weight!
How do you keep a blonde busy for 2 days?
Give her a piece of paper that has "please turn over" written on both sides.
A Blonde was at a gumball machine.
She put a quarter in and kept getting a gumball out.
The man behind her asked if he could get a gumball.
She said, "Shut up! I'm WINNING!"
Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours?
A: Because the can said "concentrate" on it.
Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade?
A: Because she's 21.