Q: How do you describe 3 prostitutes and a blonde? A: Ho, Ho, Ho, and to all a good night.
Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head!
What does a blonde do when her laptop computer freezes? She sticks it in the microwave.
Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes? A: Because they leave to go answer the door.
Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle? A: They both get fucked up when they're on their backs.
There are three 6th grade girls: a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Which one has the biggest tits? The blonde....she's 18.
Q: Why do blondes smile when there's lightning? A: Because they think they're getting their picture taken!
Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"
Q: How does a blonde part her hair? A: By doing the splits.
Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock.
A blonde walks into a drugstore and purchases a pack of condoms. "That will be $1.08, please," says the clerk. "What are the eight cents for?" asks the blonde. "It says one dollar right here on the packaging." "Tax," replies the clerk. "Gee," says the blonde, "I thought you just rolled them on and they stayed put."