Joke #11297

Q: How do you describe 3 prostitutes and a blonde? A: Ho, Ho, Ho, and to all a good night.
Vote: has 56.86 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: blonde

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head!
Vote: has 72.01 % from 85 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: blonde
What does a blonde do when her laptop computer freezes? She sticks it in the microwave.
Vote: has 63.82 % from 35 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: blonde, computer
Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes? A: Because they leave to go answer the door.
Vote: has 12.33 % from 480 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: blonde, knock-knock
Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle? A: They both get fucked up when they're on their backs.
Vote: has 63.75 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, blonde
There are three 6th grade girls: a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Which one has the biggest tits? The blonde....she's 18.
Vote: has 38.99 % from 32 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: blonde, ginger, school
Q: Why do blondes smile when there's lightning? A: Because they think they're getting their picture taken!
Vote: has 68.56 % from 33 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: blonde
Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"
Vote: has 73.01 % from 62 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: blonde
Q: How does a blonde part her hair?  A: By doing the splits.
Vote: has 68.45 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: blonde
Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock.
Vote: has 61.25 % from 26 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: blonde
A blonde walks into a drugstore and purchases a pack of condoms. "That will be $1.08, please," says the clerk. "What are the eight cents for?" asks the blonde. "It says one dollar right here on the packaging." "Tax," replies the clerk. "Gee," says the blonde, "I thought you just rolled them on and they stayed put."
Vote: has 60.56 % from 19 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: blonde, drug, money, tax