Q: How do you describe 3 prostitutes and a blonde? A: Ho, Ho, Ho, and to all a good night.
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday Night morning? "Tell her a joke on Monday Morning."
Q: What does a blond man do at 03.00 in the night naked at the balcony? A: The blond girl told him to come outside
How do you drown a submarine full of blondes? Knock on the door.
Q: Why did the blonde have trouble in the ladies' room? A: She is not used to pulling her own pants down.
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A: Pregnant.
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working? A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index finger blown off. "How did this happen?" the doctor asked. "Well I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied. "Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?" "No silly! First I put the gun to my chest and I thought, ‘I just paid $6,000 for these,’ then I put it in my mouth and I thought, ‘I just paid $4,000 to get my teeth fixed.’ So then I put the gun in my ear and I thought, ‘this is going to make a loud noise,’ so I put my finger in my ear before I pulled the trigger.”
The most beautiful blonde woman you've ever seen walks into the drugstore. She walks to the pharmacy and asks if they sell Extra-Large condoms, the cashier says yes and points her down aisle 11. About 30 minutes go by and the pharmacist notices that the blonde is still looking at the condoms. He decides to see if she needs any help. He says, "Did you find the extra large condoms?" She responds, "Yes, now I'm just waiting for someone to buy some."
Why does a man prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
Chuck Norris stuffs lockers into bullies!