Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two, one to hold the light bulb and one to spin the ladder around!
What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? ‘Oh look! Doughnut seeds!’
Q: A brunette, a blonde and a redhead are all in fifth grade. Who has the biggest tits? A: The blonde, because she's 18.
I looked into a blonde's eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head!
It was mealtime during a flight on Blonde Airlines. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied.
Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice? Because it said concentrate.
Q: What does a blond man do at 03.00 in the night naked at the balcony? A: The blond girl told him to come outside
What did the blonde’s holiday postcard say? ‘Having a wonderful time. Where am I?’
What is the difference between a blonde and a washing machine? A washing machine doesn't follow you around for three weeks after you dump your load into it.
What does a Blonde say during a porno? There I am!
Q: What do you call a blonde at a golf course? A: The 19th hole.