Joke #5758

What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates? A mobile sperm bank!
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Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon? A: Far-from-thinkin.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car
A blonde in a bar is hunched over her martini spearing at the olive with a cocktail stick. A dozen times the olive eludes her until a man sitting next to her grabs the stick and skewers it for her. ‘That’s the way to do it,’ he says. ‘Big deal,’ replies the blonde. ‘You’d never have got it unless I’d tired it out first.’
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Q. How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? A1. "What's a light bulb?" A2. One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her. A3. Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
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has 31.03 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: blonde, light bulb
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are crossing an enchanted bridge in Magical Fairyland when they run into a fairy. The fairy says that they can be granted a transformation if they jump off the bridge and call out their wish. The brunette immediately jumps off the bridge and yells "Eagle!" She turns into a beautiful bird of prey and flies away. The redhead jumps off the bridge and yells out "Salmon!" She turns into a gorgeous shimmering salmon and swims upstream to spawn. The blonde is at this point so excited that she jumps off the bridge without thinking of her wish. She panics. "Crap!"
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has 80.28 % from 284 votes. More jokes about: blonde, ginger
A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The blond guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "All right, who's the other father!?"
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has 68.66 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: blonde
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back
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has 82.42 % from 275 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde goes into a near by store and asks the clerk if she can buy the T.V. in the corner. The store clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day and asks the same thing, and again he said he doesn't serve blondes. Frustrated, the blonde goes back home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red. Sure the clerk would sell her the T.V. by now, she returns and asks a different clerk this time. To her astonishment, this clerk also says she doesn't serve blondes as well. The blond asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I'm a blonde?" The clerk looks at her and says, "That's not a T.V.- it's a microwave!"
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has 68.97 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: blonde, customer service
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them." A friend says, "O.K., "What's the capital of Wisconsin?" The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy, W."
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why did the blonde have empty beer cans in her fridge? For people who don't drink.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde
I'm a blonde! I'm a blonde, yay! B-L-O...? I'm a blonde, yay!
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde