Hide an alarm clock in someone's bedroom and set it for 3:00 a.m.
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Find a sleeping person, fill their hand with shaving cream and then tickle their nose.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past.
He has never made any mistakes.
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Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone's computer.
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Put a "Please Use Other Door" sign on the entrance to your office building if it only has one entrance.
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We should've known communism would fail. There were a lot of red flags.
Q: What is the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
A: One says "See you later" and the other says "In a while".
April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
Write a message on an upside-down paper cup that alludes to something horrible being trapped under it.
Leave it on a coworker's desk or in a conference room.
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I just recently discovered that there is a national holiday named after Atheism. April FOOLS day. Like this story in the name of Jesus.
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