Two cannibals are eating an atheist, and one says to the other, "Can you believe the way this guy tastes?"
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Answer: Someone who knocks on your door for no reason at all.
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog.
When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Baked Beings.
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Johnny collected lots of money from trick or treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. ' You should give that money to charity,' said the shopkeeper.
'No, I'll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity!'
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
Q: Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple?
A: Finding half a worm."
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Q: Did you hear about the the evangelical atheist?
A: She went door to door with a book full of blank pages.
Three rabbits escape from a testing lab and find an entire field full of carrots.
They eat themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night.
The next morning, they find an entire field full of female rabbits with no males in sight.
They screw themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night.
The next morning, the rabbits get to talking.
"I'm gonna go back to that field of carrots," says one.
"I'm gonna go back to those cute little rabbits," says the second.
"I'm going back to the lab," says the third. "I'm dying for a cigarette."
Q: How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won't claim that god did it.
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