Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama?
A: Looking for the Root Canal!
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It was discovered that he had a cavity that would have to be filled.
"Now, young man," asked the dentist, "what kind of filling would you like for that tooth?"
"Chocolate, please," replied the youngster.
A gay American was caught by his Filipino gay husband cheating.
The American husband asked, "how did you find out?"
The Filipino husband replied, "through my Western Union Receipts."
Q: Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused a Novocain injection during root canal treatment?
A: He wanted to transcend dental medication!
Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
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A woman called the Colorado State Division of Wildlife regarding a snake in her backyard.
"Can you tell me what kind it is?" she asked.
"Can you describe it?" I asked.
"Yes," she said. "It's long and thin."
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Whale
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Q: Why can't women read maps?
A: Because only the male mind can comprehend the concept of 1 inch equals a mile.
Q: Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?
A: He was already taking out a tooth.
Q: What's brown and very bad for your dental health?
A: A baseball bat.
"I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist?"
"That's right, Sir."
"So how come I saw you coming out of the movie theatre with a friend?"
"That was my dentist."
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