Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama? A: Looking for the Root Canal!
An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants and raised her legs. The dentist said: "Excuse me; I 'm not a gynecologist." "I know," said the old lady "I want you to take my husband's teeth out."
I really do have a soft spot for my MIL. It's out in the garden behind the garage.
Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child? A: Caps and robbers
Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert? A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
Ten years without brushing causes horrible tooth decade.
Q: What does a dentist do on a roller coaster? A: He braces himself.
One day little Flora was taken to have an aching tooth removed. That night, while she was saying her prayers, her mother was surprised to hear her say: "And forgive us our debts as we forgive our dentists."
What does the dentist of the year get? A little plaque.
Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred in Los Angeles. The Marines were backing-up LAPD on a call that someone had broken into a store. At the scene, the cop told the Marines to "cover" him as he approached the store (to police, "cover" means to point your weapons in the direction of the threat, to Marines it means to lay down a base of fire!). The Marines promptly laid down a base of the fire. The Marines fired 178 rounds before they stopped shooting. The thief, probably a little scared at this point, called 911 and reported, "They're shooting at me!"