Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama? A: Looking for the Root Canal!
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.
Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
Patient: "Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?" Dentist: "Wear a brown tie..."
Q: Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out? A: He was already taking out a tooth.
Q: What 80's rock band is banned from New Orleans and why? A: The Scorpions. Every time they're in town, they rock you like a hurricane.
Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child? A: Caps and robbers
Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist? A: To get a root canal.
My memory has gotten so bad it has actually caused me to lose my job. I'm still employed. I just can't remember where.
How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia? 2 months... How does he get there? He walks.