Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist?
A: To get a root canal.
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Q: What did the dentist say to the golfer?
A: "You have a hole in one."
What does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.
"I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist?"
"That's right, Sir."
"So how come I saw you coming out of the movie theatre with a friend?"
"That was my dentist."
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Q: What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?
A: He braces himself.
Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child?
A: Caps and robbers
A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist.
"I want a tooth pulled, and I don’t want no vacaine because I’m in a big hurry," the woman said.
"Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we’ll be on our way."
The dentist was quite impressed.
"You’re certainly a courageous woman," he said.
"Which tooth is it?" The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear."
A pregnant lady learns from her dentist that she needs a root canal.
She says to the dentist, "darn ... I'd just as soon give birth as have a root canal".
The dentist replies, "well, make up your mind so I know what position to put the chair in".
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Your mom so dumb she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
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Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama?
A: Looking for the Root Canal!