Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist?
A: To get a root canal.
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Q: What's brown and very bad for your dental health?
A: A baseball bat.
A pregnant lady learns from her dentist that she needs a root canal.
She says to the dentist, "darn ... I'd just as soon give birth as have a root canal".
The dentist replies, "well, make up your mind so I know what position to put the chair in".
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Q: Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused a Novocain injection during root canal treatment?
A: He wanted to transcend dental medication!
Q: What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?
A: He braces himself.
"Open wider." requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient.
"Dear God!" he said startled.
"You've got the biggest cavity I've ever seen - the biggest cavity I've ever seen."
"OK Doc!" replied the patient.
"I'm scared enough without you saying something like that twice."
"I didn't!" said the dentist.
"That was the echo."
Q: What did the dentist say to the golfer?
A: "You have a hole in one."
Q: Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?
A: Dracula's dentist.
Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?
A month later he was picking his teeth.
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist?
A: Because it had Bluetooth.