Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist? A: To get a root canal.
Q: Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window? A: Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.
Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child? A: Caps and robbers
Patient: "Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?" Dentist: "Wear a brown tie..."
Girl: "Why did the king go to the dentist?" Boy: "I don't know, Why?" Girl: "To get a new crown!"
Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte
Q: Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused a Novocain injection during root canal treatment? A: He wanted to transcend dental medication!
Q: What's brown and very bad for your dental health? A: A baseball bat.
Ten years without brushing causes horrible tooth decade.
Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama? A: Looking for the Root Canal!