Joke #12250

Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist? A: To get a root canal.
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A little boy was taken to the dentist. It was discovered that he had a cavity that would have to be filled. "Now, young man," asked the dentist, "what kind of filling would you like for that tooth?" "Chocolate, please," replied the youngster.
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Girl: "Why did the king go to the dentist?" Boy: "I don't know, Why?" Girl: "To get a new crown!"
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In the courtroom where I worked as a court reporter, a dentist was called as a witness. He took the oath a few feet from my desk, and I noticed his upraised arm was trembling, apparently from nervousness. After he finished, I couldn't resist saying softly, "Sit down, Doctor. This won't hurt a bit."
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Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama? A: Looking for the Root Canal!
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: dentist, geography
One day little Flora was taken to have an aching tooth removed. That night, while she was saying her prayers, her mother was surprised to hear her say: "And forgive us our debts as we forgive our dentists."
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has 82.03 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, dentist, kids, money, religious
Q: What does a dentist do on a roller coaster? A: He braces himself.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: dentist, work
Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden? A month later he was picking his teeth.
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Even though telemarketers are slightly less beloved than dentists and tax auditors, that's the job my friend took during his summer vacation. Halfway through one of his sales pitches, he heard a clicking at the other end of the line. Thinking the man may have hung up, he asked, "Are you still there?" "Yeah, still here," said the man. "Sorry, I heard a click and I thought you'd been disconnected." "No," the man said, "that would sound more like this." He then proceeded to show me what it would sound like by slamming down the phone.
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: business, customer service, dentist, tax
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
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has 65.52 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: computer, dentist, IT, nerd
An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants and raised her legs. The dentist said: "Excuse me; I 'm not a gynecologist." "I know," said the old lady "I want you to take my husband's teeth out."
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has 74.02 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: dentist, dirty, husband, old people, sex