Joke #12250

Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist? A: To get a root canal.
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Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child? A: Caps and robbers
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Q: Why did the blonde go to the dentist? A: Someone dented her car.
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Ten years without brushing causes horrible tooth decade.
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What does the dentist of the year get? A little plaque.
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Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama? A: Looking for the Root Canal!
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In the courtroom where I worked as a court reporter, a dentist was called as a witness. He took the oath a few feet from my desk, and I noticed his upraised arm was trembling, apparently from nervousness. After he finished, I couldn't resist saying softly, "Sit down, Doctor. This won't hurt a bit."
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Q: Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window? A: Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
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One day little Flora was taken to have an aching tooth removed. That night, while she was saying her prayers, her mother was surprised to hear her say: "And forgive us our debts as we forgive our dentists."
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