Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist?
A: To get a root canal.
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Q: Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused a Novocain injection during root canal treatment?
A: He wanted to transcend dental medication!
Q: Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?
A: Dracula's dentist.
Q: What's brown and very bad for your dental health?
A: A baseball bat.
A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist.
"I want a tooth pulled, and I don’t want no vacaine because I’m in a big hurry," the woman said.
"Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we’ll be on our way."
The dentist was quite impressed.
"You’re certainly a courageous woman," he said.
"Which tooth is it?" The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear."
Q: Why did the blonde go to the dentist?
A: Someone dented her car.
Q: What did the dentist say to the golfer?
A: "You have a hole in one."
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist?
A: Because it had Bluetooth.
"I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist?"
"That's right, Sir."
"So how come I saw you coming out of the movie theatre with a friend?"
"That was my dentist."
Vote:
An old lady went to visit her dentist.
When it was her turn she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants and raised her legs.
The dentist said: "Excuse me; I 'm not a gynecologist."
"I know," said the old lady "I want you to take my husband's teeth out."