What does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.
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I was on a train and this woman opposite looked at me and said "Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place..."
I asked "Are you single?"
She replied "No, I'm a dentist."
Even though telemarketers are slightly less beloved than dentists and tax auditors, that's the job my friend took during his summer vacation.
Halfway through one of his sales pitches, he heard a clicking at the other end of the line.
Thinking the man may have hung up, he asked, "Are you still there?"
"Yeah, still here," said the man.
"Sorry, I heard a click and I thought you'd been disconnected."
"No," the man said, "that would sound more like this."
He then proceeded to show me what it would sound like by slamming down the phone.
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A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist.
"I want a tooth pulled, and I don’t want no vacaine because I’m in a big hurry," the woman said.
"Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we’ll be on our way."
The dentist was quite impressed.
"You’re certainly a courageous woman," he said.
"Which tooth is it?" The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear."
Q: Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?
A: He was already taking out a tooth.
Q: What did the dentist say to the golfer?
A: "You have a hole in one."
Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist?
A: To get a root canal.
Q: What did the dentist say to the computer?
A: This won't hurt a byte
Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama?
A: Looking for the Root Canal!
Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child?
A: Caps and robbers