Joke #6155

Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
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Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them "Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs." Then one of his generals stands and says "But... Mein furhur why four hedgehogs?" Hitler then smiles and says "See? No one gives a f*ck about the jews."
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What did the Boston Marathon bombers do that Hitler couldn't? Ended a race.
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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman working on the top of a cliff. The Englishman said, "If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off this cliff." The Scotsman said, "If I have jam in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The Irishman said, "If I have ham tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The next day, the Englishman had cheese, the Irishman had ham, and the Scotsman had jam. So they all jumped. At the funerals, the wives of the Scotsman and Englishman said, "Why didn't they just tell us they didn't like their sandwiches?" The Irish lady said, "I don't know why my husband jumped off the cliff. He made his own sandwiches."
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Why is Hitler never invited to BBQ's? He always burns the franks.
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Q: How does every black joke start? A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
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Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler? Usain bolt can finish a race...
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How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss!
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Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler.
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