A man was beaten up by robbers on the road. He lay on the side of the road, half dead.
A humanist came along, saw him and passed by on the other side.
A Samaritan came by and also crossed to the other side.
Finally, a modern Christian came along, looked at the man and said: "Whoever did this to you needs help."
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A woman stopped by our customer-service desk and asked me for a copy of the book that has Jesus in it.
After much back-and-forth, I determined that she wanted the Bible.
After searching for a particular book on dinosaurs in the science section without luck, a customer looked to me for help.
She showed me a piece of paper with the title written on it: Thesaurus.
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Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!
Q: How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman?
AA By his net income.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
At the supermarket checkout, the cashier was having trouble finding the price for my cucumber.
"Maybe the list is alphabetical," I offered.
So he started searching from the bottom of the list: "Q... Q... Q..."
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What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear?
He had his first taste of Christianity!
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The following conversation took place after a recently deceased Pakistani man knocked on the gates of Heaven for about 5 minutes.
St. Peter: "What do you want? "
Pakistani man: "I'm here for Jesus."
St. Peter: "Jesus, your taxi's her!! "
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