Joke #11511

Knock Knock. Who's there! Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don't let me in!

Knock knock! Who's there? Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream land on you!

Knock knock. Who's there? FBI. FB… We are asking the questions here!

"Knock, knock.Who's there?" very long pause... "Java."

Three construction workers are on the seventy-fifth floor of a non-finished building. The italian opens his lunch box to find a pizza and says "Man, if I get pizza one more time I am going to jump off this building and fall to my death!" The chinese opens his lunch box to find rice and says "Man, if I get rice one more time I am going to jump off this building and fall to my death!" The blonde opens his lunch box to find a cheeseburger and says" Man, if I get a cheeseburger one more time im going to jump off this building and fall to my death!" So the next day they all got the same thing and they jumped off the building to their death. That weekend at the funeral, the italian and the chinese wives are crying and saying "I would have fixed him something else for lunch but he never told me." And as the two wives stare at the blondes wife, they both ask why she isn't sad about her husbands death, the blonde replys "Don't look at me, he packs his own lunch."

Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes? A: Because they leave to go answer the door.

Knock knock. Who's there? Kenya. Kenya who? Keeeenya feeel the loooove tonight?

Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out all day.

What is the difference between mayonnaise and semen? Mayonnaise doesn't shoot down your throat at 40 miles per hour.

Knock knock Who's there? Double. Double who? W!

A kid walks up to his teacher and says "When is lunch." The teacher said "When its my break." "Your break for what? the kid asks. "My break up" the teacher said.