Knock Knock.
Who's there!
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't let me in!
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Justin
Justin who?
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"Knock knock," says Peter.
Miraculously, someone answers him.
"Who's there," a voice in the distance asked.
"God," says Peter.
"God who," asked the voice?
"GOD DAMMIT open these gates!
I've been a good neighbor, loved my wife and lost my virginity, twice!"
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Yah!
Yah who?
Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
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Whats the cheapest type of meat that a redneck can buy?
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Knock knockrn
Who's there?
Woman who?
Wo-man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Man.
Man who?
Man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke.
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