Knock Knock. Who's there! Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don't let me in!
Knock knock! Who's there? Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream land on you!
It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds. An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.
Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
Knock knock. Who's there? FBI. FB… We are asking the questions here!
What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk? A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
A blonde walks into a library and says, "Can I have a burger and fries?" The librarian says, "I'm sorry, this is a library." So the blonde whispers, "Oh sorry! can I have a diet coke then?"
Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh- Moooooo!
Knock, knock Who's there? I'm Mr, Farter. Mr, Farter who? I've brought some insecticides to give to your mother in law!
I took my wife's family out for biscuits and tea. They weren't very happy about having to donate blood though.