Knock Knock. Who's there! Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don't let me in!
Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes? A: Because they leave to go answer the door.
Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
Yo' Mama is so ghetto, her wedding cake was made of cornbread.
A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realises the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all eat it. Can anyone here tell me what lethal product I’m referring to?” “You, sir, in the first row, please give us your idea.” The man lowered his head and said, “Wedding cake.”
Knock-knock. Who's there? To. To who? No, to whom.
Knock, Knock! Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? That's a great TV show, isn't it?
A blonde walks into a library and asks the librarian, "Can I have a burger and fries?" She replies, "Sorry, this is a library." The blonde whispers, "Oh, sorry. May I have a burger and fries?"
One night, there was a knock on my door... i open it and no one was there every night I would get the same knock and still no one was there... Untill the morning I was just making myself some tea as a person knocks on my door it was a black man he walk in and stole my tea .... i said to myself did he just mug me .... I still didn't know who was knocking on the doors at night Untill one night I opened my door and there was a floating mug I was still confused.
Knock Knock. Who's there? Opportunity. Don't be silly - opportunity doesn't knock twice!
"Knock, knock.Who's there?" very long pause... "Java."