Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Don't be silly - opportunity doesn't knock twice!
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Who's there?
Déja.
Déja who?
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Opportunity!
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
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One night, there was a knock on my door...
i open it and no one was there every night I would get the same knock and still no one was there...
Untill the morning I was just making myself some tea as a person knocks on my door it was a black man he walk in and stole my tea ....
i said to myself did he just mug me ....
I still didn't know who was knocking on the doors at night
Untill one night I opened my door and there was a floating mug I was still confused.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, I knock.
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I want me a big black girl...the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.
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Who's there?
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Kenya who?
Keeeenya feeel the loooove tonight?
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Kock, Knock
Who is there?
Suck, suck.
Suck, suck who?
After a long pause with a low voice:
My dick; dear!
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke.
The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
FBI.
FB…
We are asking the questions here!
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