Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it's kangaroo!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yep, that they do.
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One day a man heard knocking at his door.
He opened the door only to see a small snail sitting there smiling.
The guy picked the snail up and threw it as far as he possibly could.
Three years later he heard knocking at the door again.
He opened the door to see the snail.
The snail said, "What the hell was that all about?"
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
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Little Susan was helping her mother to set the table, cause her father invited over his company managers.
When everybody sat on the table, her mother noticed that a flatware set was missing.
"Susan, why didn’t you put flatware on Mr. Marc’s seat?"
"I thought that I didn’t have to, since dad told us that Mr. Marc, eats like a pig…"
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O.
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What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?
A stripey sweater.
What do you call an unusual rabbit?
A rare hare.
What do you call an operation on a rabbit?
A hare-cut.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Déja.
Déja who?
Knock knock.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you.
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