Joke #13517

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Actually, it's kangaroo!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Owls say. Owls say who? Yep, that they do.

One day a man heard knocking at his door. He opened the door only to see a small snail sitting there smiling. The guy picked the snail up and threw it as far as he possibly could. Three years later he heard knocking at the door again. He opened the door to see the snail. The snail said, "What the hell was that all about?"

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh- Moooooo!

A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: “This bull mated 50 times last year.” The wife turns to her husband and says, “He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him.” They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: “This bull mated 65 times last year.” The wife turns to her husband and says, “This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also.” They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: “This bull mated 365 times last year.” The wife’s mouth drops open and says, “WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY! You could really learn from this one.” The man turns to his wife and says, “Go up and see if it was 365 times with the same cow.”

Knock,Knock, Who is there? Pen! Pen who? is...

Knock, Knock Who is there? A long erected penis with an eye on my head and some wools in my feet. What do you want? Is there any body to suck me? I want to weep.

What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster? A cockerpoodlemoo.

Q: What's a tiger running a copy machine called? A: A copycat!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no I-Deer.

Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.