Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it's kangaroo!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yep, that they do.
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One day a man heard knocking at his door.
He opened the door only to see a small snail sitting there smiling.
The guy picked the snail up and threw it as far as he possibly could.
Three years later he heard knocking at the door again.
He opened the door to see the snail.
The snail said, "What the hell was that all about?"
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!
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Why do zebras have stripes?
Because the spots where all over.
What does a cow like to do by a campfire?
Roast Moosmallows.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O.
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A man sat at a local bar and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating."
"What a coincidence," said the woman next to him.
I'm celebrating, too" she replied, clinking glasses with him.
"What are your celebrating?"
"I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile."
"What a coincidence, the woman said.
For my husband and I have been trying to have a child.
Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant! How did your chickens become fertile?" she asked.
"I switched cocks," he replied.
"What a coincidence," she said.
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
You.
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