Joke #13517

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Actually, it's kangaroo!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Owls say. Owls say who? Yep, that they do.

One day a man heard knocking at his door. He opened the door only to see a small snail sitting there smiling. The guy picked the snail up and threw it as far as he possibly could. Three years later he heard knocking at the door again. He opened the door to see the snail. The snail said, "What the hell was that all about?"

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh- Moooooo!

Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!

Knock-knock. Who is there? Stopwatch. Stopwatch who? Stopwatch you're doing and have a happy Valentines Day!

Q: How does a redneck tell the difference between a bull and a cow in the dark? A: He sticks his nose in the animal's ass. If there's a place for his tongue, it's a cow.

One night, there was a knock on my door... i open it and no one was there every night I would get the same knock and still no one was there... Untill the morning I was just making myself some tea as a person knocks on my door it was a black man he walk in and stole my tea .... i said to myself did he just mug me .... I still didn't know who was knocking on the doors at night Untill one night I opened my door and there was a floating mug I was still confused.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Spell. Spell who? W-H-O.

Knock knock. Who's there? FBI. FB… We are asking the questions here!

Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day? A: I'm bakin'.