Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it's kangaroo!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yep, that they do.
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One day a man heard knocking at his door.
He opened the door only to see a small snail sitting there smiling.
The guy picked the snail up and threw it as far as he possibly could.
Three years later he heard knocking at the door again.
He opened the door to see the snail.
The snail said, "What the hell was that all about?"
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
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A woman went to the doctor's and complained of being really sore.
"Do you have any idea why?"
"Well, I had sex with an elephant!"
"You did?
But elephants are known to have small penises!"
"Yeah, but he fingered me first."
What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
Join the Hare Force.
Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Justin.
Justin who?
Your justin time to wipe my ass!
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Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
Yes! I've always known you were a bit nutty!
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What do you call a dinosaur that destroys everything in its path?
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.