Joke #11513

If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.
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I asked the boss if I could get a raise, and he said, "Because of the fluctuational predisposition of your position's productive capacity as juxtaposed to the industry standards, it would be monetarily injudicious to advocate an increment." I said, "I don't get it." He said, "That's right."
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Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.
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My boss doesn't believe money equals happiness. So instead of raises, he gives us Prozac.
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After a 2 year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on America's ball-related recreational preferences: The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is basketball. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling. The sport of choice for blue-collar workers is football. The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball. The sport of choice for middle management is tennis. The sport of choice for corporate officers is golf. Conclusion: The higher you rise in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.
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What does a nigger do after sex? 25 years to life.
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I'm not usually one to tell someone how to do their job, which is probably why my promotion to management only lasted a week.
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There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
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What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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Boy: "Our principal is so stupid!" Girl: "Don't you know who I am?" Boy: "No?" Girl: "I'm the principals daughter". Boy: "Do you know who I am?" Girl: "No." Boy: "Good." *walks away quickly*
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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
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