Joke #11551

How come there aren't that many jokes about Jim Jones? The punchlines are too long.
Vote: has 54.59 % from 16 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: celebrity, mean

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Two skunks observed a deer hunter sneaking through the woods with a rifle. "I hope he's not going to shoot at us," said one skunk. The second skunk bowed his head and said, "Let us spray."
Vote: has 71.43 % from 18 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: animal, disgusting, hunting, mean
Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
Vote: has 66.60 % from 27 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, kids
"I felt a lump in my mouth as the ball went in." - Terry Venables.
Vote: has 17.55 % from 11 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: celebrity, sport
Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.
Vote: has 56.77 % from 17 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: communication, football, mean, ugly, Yo mama
In "I Am Legend", Will Smith survived alone for years. 24 hours after a woman shows up, he dies. AND that girl stole his bacon.
Vote: has 80.13 % from 92 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: celebrity, death, women
Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
Vote: has 73.89 % from 20 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, god, mean
Q: Why cant stevie wonder read? A: Cuz hes black
Vote: has 50.34 % from 99 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: black people, celebrity
Little boy says to his father: "Daddy, I heard on the news that cigarettes have become much more expensive. Does it mean that you're going to smoke less from now on?" And father replies: "No, son. I will smoke as much as a have. But, you'll be eating less!"
Vote: has 69.39 % from 34 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: dad, food, kids, mean, money
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
Vote: has 73.60 % from 86 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
What's the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind? The dashboard.
Vote: has 56.92 % from 37 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: black humor, celebrity