How come there aren't that many jokes about Jim Jones?
The punchlines are too long.
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There are a hundred holes in the body of a woman; one of them would be filled with a penis and 99 others could be filled with money.
Insurance never covers you against damage sustained by Chuck Norris, as it's classed as an Act of God!
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Two skunks observed a deer hunter sneaking through the woods with a rifle.
"I hope he's not going to shoot at us," said one skunk.
The second skunk bowed his head and said, "Let us spray."
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed.
She is now known as Britney Spears.
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What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ?
One's composing, the other is decomposing.
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My boss is in the process of filling an open manager position.
I asked him to please hire a man because women are crazy.
He agreed with me.
I got upset that he agreed.
I'm pretty sure I unintentionally proved my point.
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According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating?
Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
One guy says to a bald guy "Your hair ran away to find someone with a brain."
Yo mama is so dirty when she jumped in the bath water the water jumped out and said "No I'm good."
Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in a traffic accident?
A: Some dick cut her off.
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