How come there aren't that many jokes about Jim Jones?
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Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
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1st Officer: "Guess who I pulled over in a traffic stop the other day?"
2nd Officer: "Who?"
1st Officer: "Janet Jackson!"
2nd Officer: "What she do, was she speeding?"
1st Officer: "Nah, she had one headlight out."
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My wife told me, "Don't get upset if someone calls you fat."
"You're much bigger than that."
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Abraham Lincoln can finish a play better than the 2013 Broncos.
Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
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CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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