Joke #13911

Q: What has 12 arms, 12 legs, and 12 eyes? A: 12 pirates.

This woman was driving home in Northern Arizona, when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. She stopped the car and asked the woman if she'd like a ride. The woman thanked her and got in the car. After a few minutes, the Navajo woman noticed a brown bag on the back seat and asked the driver what was in the bag. The driver said, "It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband." The Navajo woman thought for a moment, then said, "Good trade."

A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a lawyer are riding together on a train. The Russian takes a bottle of the best vodka out of his pack, pours some into a glass, drinks it, and says: "In Russia, we have the best vodka in the world - nowhere in the world, you can find Vodka as good as the one we produce in Ukraine. And we have so much of it, that we can just throw it away..." Saying this, he opens the window and throws the rest of the bottle through it. All the others are quite impressed. The Cuban takes a pack of Havanas, unwraps one, lights it, and begins to smoke, saying: "In Cuba, we have the best cigars of the world: Havanas. Nowhere else in the world produces such a fine cigar, and we have so many of them, that we can just throw them away..." Saying that he opens the window and throws the pack of Havanas through it. Once again, everybody is quite impressed. At this point, the American stands up silently, opens the window, and throws the lawyer through it.

Let's walk and talk. You go that way.

I like my women like my morning coffee, falling off the roof of my car as I peel out of a gas station parking lot.

Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand. That pirate is now known as Captain Hook

Q: Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? A: Because they can spend years at C!

I told my wife that a man is like a fine wine... I always get better with age. The next day, she locked me in the wine cellar.

A pirate walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks down and says, "You know that you have a steering wheel in your pants" The pirate replies, "Ay, it's drivin' me nuts."

Q: Why are black people, pirates? A: Because they go nigarrr.

Q: What do pirates wear in the winter? A: Long Johns!