What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?
The black ones steal your watch and rings.
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Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
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Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
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A Jamaican man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical Jamaican baby boy weighing 20 pounds."
Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard.
A woman fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, he returned to the bar.
The bartender said, "Say, you're the father of the Jamaican baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth.
How much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds."
The bartender was puzzled.
"Why? What happened?
He weighed 20 pounds at birth?"
The Jamaican father took a slow sip from his Red Stripe beer, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans.
I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
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Q: Whats the difference between a black person and an apple?
A: The apple falls from the tree.
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What does a nigger do after sex?
25 years to life.
What's black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door?
A nigger with a spear through his head.
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Q: How do u know a black person has been in your house?
A: Everything has gone.
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How do you kill half of Ethiopia?
Throw a piece of bread off a cliff.
How do you kill the other half?
Tell them it still has not been eaten.
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Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway?
He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
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