What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?
The black ones steal your watch and rings.
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In South Africa a nigger was walking with a parrot on his shoulder and on his way he meets with a white guy.
He is so cute!
Does he speak?
Asks the white guy.
I don’t know I just bought him!
Says the parrot.
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I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
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What’s the difference between a pigeon and a nigger?
The pigeon is white and the nigger can’t fly!
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Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans?
A: The black ones steal your watch.
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Q: Whats the difference between a black person and an apple?
A: The apple falls from the tree.
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A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder.
"Wow," says the bartender.
"That is really something. Where'd you get it?"
"Africa," says the parrot.
Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy?
A: Antique farm equipment.
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Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college?
A: A Basketball player.
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How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
You ever try to take a rib from a nigga?
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Why do nigger's have nightmares?
Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
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