What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?
The black ones steal your watch and rings.
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A white boy and a black boy were arguing one day.
The white boy screams "God is white!"
The black boy screams "God is black!"
This goes on and on for about an hour when all of a sudden there comes a loud crack of lightning and the heavens open up and a booming voice says "I am what I am."
The white boy jumps up and says "See, I told you so!"
To which the black boy says "How does that prove God's white?"
The white boy replies "Because if God were black he would have said, "I is what I is."
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Take your foot off his head.
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A: A good start.
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What’s the difference between a nigger and a car tire?
The tire doesn’t sing when you put it chains!
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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk?
"I set WHO free?"
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How are black people and wolves similar?
They both fight in packs.
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"Life is like a box of chocolates."
Not all the black ones can be trusted.
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