What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?
The black ones steal your watch and rings.
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A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored.
The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers."
The retard says ," OK ".
When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling.
He goes over and starts beating their asses.
He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer.
He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?"
The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
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Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger?
A: A Doberman.
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Why did the black guy cross the road?
Who the fuck cares, why is he out of the cotton field?
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Q: Why was the black baby crying?
A: He had diarrhea so he thought he was melting
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A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?"
"Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
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If I had a dollar every time I made a racist joke a nigger would rob me.
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Only if they had more mosquito nets in Africa.
We would be able to save millions of mosquitos from dying horribly from HIV.
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How do you get a nigga out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
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Why are black peoples eyes red after sex?
Pepper spray.
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Yesterday, I failed my biology exam.
The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells."
Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
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