What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?
The black ones steal your watch and rings.
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Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy?
A: Antique farm equipment.
What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one.
The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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What do you call four niggers, in a car, driving off a cliff?
A waste.
You could've fit two more in the trunk.
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car.
Who's driving?
A cop!
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A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car.
Who's driving?
A cop!
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office.
Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy."
When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out:
"Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children."
"Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman.
"That's very unusual.
When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker.
The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the last names."
Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times?
A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
There was a tornado in my area the other day.
The sky was so black; it took my bike.
How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
Q: Why are all black people fast?
A: Because the slow ones are in jail.