What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans? The black ones steal your watch and rings.
What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.
What do you call a smiling black man? Snigger
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
Q: What do you call a black man on the internet? A: The dark web.
How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
What happens to black people after they die? Nigger Mortis.
Q: What did the little black boy say as he was sliding down a zebra? A: Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't...
Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.
What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.