What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?
The black ones steal your watch and rings.
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Q: What's the difference between killing time and killing niggers?
A: You can only kill so much time.
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Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first?
A: Who cares?
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He blamed it on dyslexia & said he thought the script said, use sticky black spastic.
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Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
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Q: What do you call a barn of black people?
A: Out of date farming tools.
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A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins?
Society.
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Q: What did the little black boy say as he was sliding down a zebra?
A: Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't...
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Why do black people lean to the center of their car?
"They think the smell is coming from the outside."
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Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people?
A: California got first pick.
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