What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?
The black ones steal your watch and rings.
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Q: How do you start a black parade?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.
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Q: What happens when you cross a nigger with a Mexican?
A: A nigger that is to lazy to steal.
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There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship.
The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need."
The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
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What's black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door?
A nigger with a spear through his head.
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I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
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In South Africa a nigger was walking with a parrot on his shoulder and on his way he meets with a white guy.
He is so cute!
Does he speak?
Asks the white guy.
I don’t know I just bought him!
Says the parrot.
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Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'?
- Because black people have no rights..
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A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?"
"Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
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Q: What do you call a black guy with a fan?
A: Antique air conditioner.
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Did you hear about the 9 year old African nigglet?
He was going through a mid-life crisis.
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