What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?
The black ones steal your watch and rings.
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What do you call a black guy selling drugs?
A pharmacist.
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What do you call a smiling black man?
Snigger
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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
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Q: What do you call a black man on the internet?
A: The dark web.
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How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers?
He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
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What happens to black people after they die?
Nigger Mortis.
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Q: What did the little black boy say as he was sliding down a zebra?
A: Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't...
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Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died?
A: A black widow.
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What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions?
Crime fighter.
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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigga in the road?
The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
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