What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?
The black ones steal your watch and rings.
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A: The defendant.
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Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool?
A: Coco puffs.
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A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
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How do you tell if a black girls pregnant?
Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
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Q: Why do niggers wear those big wide brim hats?
A: To keep the birds from shitting on their lips.
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A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way.
The captain then declares "All African Americans, jump overboard!"
A niglet tells his dad"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet"
The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump overboard."
The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet"
The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump overboard."
The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "I said shut up son, we be niggers today!"
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What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus?
I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
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Why do black people lean to the center of their car?
"They think the smell is coming from the outside."
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Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first?
A: Who cares?
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What do you call Black people running down a hill?
Jail break.
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Q: What do you call a hairy black?
A: A monkey.
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