What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?
The black ones steal your watch and rings.
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A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds.
It goes ching chong wu.
So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound.
Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river.
The black guy ask was that noise.
The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative.
See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun.
The black guy says let me try.
He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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A Mexican and a nigga are riding in car.
Who's driving?
A cop!
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Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
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Why don't blacks have dreams anymore?
The last one who had a dream got shot.
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Did you hear about Ku Klux Kineivals latest stunt?
He is going to try to jump 50 niggers with a steam roller.
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Q: Whats the difference between a black guy and a pothole?
A: You swerve around the pothole.
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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy?
A: How my dick taste.
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Q: What would Martin Luther King be if he was white?
A: Alive.
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Q: Why didn't Republicans save any of the black New Orleans residents from the flooding of Hurricane Katrina?
A: They were busy trying to get two of each animal for their ark first and couldn't catch that damned roadrunner.
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What do you say when you see your TV floating in the dark?
"Drop it nigger!"
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