What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?
The black ones steal your watch and rings.
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Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
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A: His owner!
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Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car?
A: The cops.
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What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado?
They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
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How does a black woman know when she's pregnant?
When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
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Q: What did God say when he first made the black person?
A: Holly shit I have burned one.
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A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home?
1st kid says, "A computer."
Teacher replies "That'd be very useful"
2nd kid says "A new lawn mower."
Teacher replies with a similar response...
Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything."
The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something...
Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
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Q: Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving?
A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.
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