What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?
The black ones steal your watch and rings.
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How do you kill half of Ethiopia?
Throw a piece of bread off a cliff.
How do you kill the other half?
Tell them it still has not been eaten.
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Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
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Q: How was break dancing invented?
A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions?
Crime fighter.
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Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool?
A: Coco puffs.
Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool?
A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
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Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
A: Neighbour.
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Why don't black people dream?
Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
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Q: What would Martin Luther King be if he was white?
A: Alive.
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Black preacher is driving home from church and sees the white preacher walking down the road.
He reluctantly pulls over to offer him a ride.
A short distance along the way the whit guy says " you people don't actually think Jesus was black do you?" "And what makes think he's not?"
The black pastor snaps back.
The conversation becomes so heated less than needed attention was paid to the road and both men died in a trgic head on collision.
When st. Peter opened the pearly gates to heaven before them, there stood Jesus Christ himself.
He spread his arms slowly in a welcoming gesture and said "Buenos dias amigos!"
What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger?
Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.
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