What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?
The black ones steal your watch and rings.
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Q: How do you know your black neighbor has moved?
A: The new neighbor has car insurance.
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Why did the black guy cross the road?
Who the fuck cares, why is he out of the cotton field?
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Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal?
A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
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Q: Why are there more black folk then Indians?
A: Because we haven't played Cowboys and Black folk yet!
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A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home?
1st kid says, "A computer."
Teacher replies "That'd be very useful"
2nd kid says "A new lawn mower."
Teacher replies with a similar response...
Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything."
The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something...
Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
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Q: Why didn't Republicans save any of the black New Orleans residents from the flooding of Hurricane Katrina?
A: They were busy trying to get two of each animal for their ark first and couldn't catch that damned roadrunner.
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Q: How do you start a black parade?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.
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Why do niggers stink?
So blind people can hate them too.
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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA
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Q: What do you call 50 blacks at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start.
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