What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?
The black ones steal your watch and rings.
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One day I was walking on the streets when I saw someone running.
I stopped and asked them what happened, they said their neighbor lived in the dark and came today with black face.
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A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder.
"Wow," says the bartender.
"That is really something. Where'd you get it?"
"Africa," says the parrot.
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
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Q: What do you call 50 blacks at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start.
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What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag?
Twix...
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What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women?
An inmate.
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Jared: "Why are black people so good at basketball?"
Henry: "I don't know, why?"
Jared: "Because they're good at jumping, shooting, stealing, and running."
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Q: Why are black people, pirates?
A: Because they go nigarrr.
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Q: What's long and hard on a blackman?
A: The first grade.
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On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white.
The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof.
Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof.
Next is the black guy's turn.
The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
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