What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?
The black ones steal your watch and rings.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
How are black people and wolves similar?
They both fight in packs.
Vote:
The black guy I was walking behind stopped, turned and asked "Are you following me?"
"No", I said "You've got evolution all mixed up."
Vote:
What do you call a smiling black man?
Snigger
Vote:
Q: How do you get 15,000 followers?
A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.
Vote:
Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit?
A: 9 months.
Vote:
I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much.
Black people are great!
Everyone should own one!
Vote:
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
Vote:
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
Vote:
Q: What does a black person have that is white?
A: His owner!
Vote:
Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
Vote: