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Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey.
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Q: What is the difference between Election day and Thanksgiving day? A: On Thanksgiving, you get a turkey for the day; on Election day, you get a turkey for four years.
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Q: What's a terrorists favorite American football team? A: The New York Jets.
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Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink? A: A terrorpist."
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J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day? A: TWERKY!
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The following conversation took place after a recently deceased Pakistani man knocked on the gates of Heaven for about 5 minutes. St. Peter: "What do you want? " Pakistani man: "I'm here for Jesus." St. Peter: "Jesus, your taxi's her!! "
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Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today. I had to drop the bomb two or three times before she finally got it.
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Q: Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving? A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.
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Q: Why do Americans like black candles? A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.
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3 europeans come to America. They all get captured by native americans and they want to kill them. But the europeans beg to have their lives spared. The native americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: the europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The native american says "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass and he laughs, and the native americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The native american tells him the same thing. He laughs and the native american kills him. They both see eachother in heaven and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach and peaches are fuzzy so thats why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?" The second guy says, "Oh yea I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!"
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