Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?
A: Turkey.
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The women are taken to a remote island and put before a firing squad.
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"I just can't stand my mother-in-law," sighs one.
"That's quite understandable," nods the other one, "why don't you just have the potatoes with the gravy?"
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