Q: What do you call money that grows on trees?
A: Marijuana
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A: Because they're all in high school
A little monster was learning to play the violin,' I'm good, aren't I?' he asked his big brother.
'You should be on the radio,' said his brother.
'You think I'm that good?'
'No, I think you're terrible, but if you were on the radio, I could switch you off !
How does Santa's accountant value his sleigh?
Net Present Value.
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How do you suffocate a nigger?
Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
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Little Johnny was in Maths class when his teacher asked him:
"Johnny, if your Mother had to repay a loan of $100,000, and you gave her $50,000, what would she need to repay the loan?"
Johnny replied, "To repay the loan? $50,000 more. To stay alive? CPR."
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Q: If there are two potheads in the back of a car, then who is driving?
A: The cop!
Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"