Joke #11784

I wish my grades would smoke weed too so we could both get higher.

Q: Why don't you see any pot heads in elementary school? A: Because they're all in high school

Officer: "your eyes look red man have you been smoking weed." Suspect: "officer your eyes look glazed like you has had doughnuts."

Teacher: "I will call your parents!" Elementary student: "No! I’ll be a good boy!" Junior High School Student: "Pffff… Anyway…" High School Student: "Send my mother my greetings!"

Did anyone ever notice that "STUDYING" is a mixture of STUDY and DYING?

Q: What do you call money that grows on trees? A: Marijuana

The teacher said to Danny: "Why are you in the floor?" Danny said: "Because you said to do this Math problem without Tables."

There are three moms. A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde. They were all talking one day and the brunette says "Oh my gosh y'all I went through my daughter's purse the other day to get some gum, and I found an ounce of weed. I cannot believe she smokes weed" They comfort her, and the redhead says "Yeah, well I found a fake I. D. In my daughter's purse. I cannot believe she has one". So they all comfort her. Then the blonde says "That's nothing. I found a condom in my daughter's purse. I just cannot believe she has a penis"

Miss Jones had been giving her second-grade students a lesson on science. She had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron. Now it was question time, and she asked, “My name begins with the letter ‘M’ and I pick up things. What am I?” A little boy on the front row proudly said, “You’re a mother!”

I still don't understand why smoking weed makes you a criminal... When I smoke it the only thing I a threat to is cake.

Q: How can you tell if you have smoked too much weed? A: You can't smoke too much weed.