Q: Why don't you see any pot heads in elementary school?
A: Because they're all in high school
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I wish my grades would smoke weed too so we could both get higher.
What is a teacher's favorite kind of music?
Class-ical.
Q: How long does it take before a pound of weed goes bad?
A: I don't know! I've never had it longer than an hour!
Boy: “Isn’t the principal a dummy!”
Girl: “Say, do you know who I am?”
Boy: “No.”
Girl: “I’m the principal’s daughter.”
Boy: “And do you know who I am?”
Girl: “No,”
Boy: “Thank goodness!”
A mother picked her son up from school and began to ask him about his day.
“How do you like your new teacher,” she asked.
“I don’t.
She told me to sit in the front of the class for the present.
But then she didn’t end up by giving me one!”
Today in lesson Little Jonny went to the back of the room and Miss McRacen went "Not in the back."
Jonny: "That's what she said."
Miss: "Get out!"
Jonny "She said that too."
Vote:
There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor.
A white family lives on the top floor.
A mexican family lives on the second floor.
A nigger family lives on the botom floor.
At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it.
Which family lived?
The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.
Q: How do you know when you are stoned?
A: When you are too phoned to stone home.
Q: What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale?
A: Mr. President.