Joke #11676

Q: Why don't you see any pot heads in elementary school? A: Because they're all in high school
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I wish my grades would smoke weed too so we could both get higher.
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If the sea was weed and i was a duck i'd swim my way down and smoke my way up, but the sea ain't weed and i'm not a duck so pass me the bong and shut the fuck up
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Why did the teacher put the lights on? Because the class was so dim!
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Smoke a smoke Not a butt Fuck a virgin Not a slut.
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Q: What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed? A: Han So-high
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Q: What do you call a stoner spilling his weed on the floor? A: Drug Abuse.
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Q: What does a cooked chicken and a stoner who is afraid of everything have in common? A: They are both baked chickens.
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Teacher: What makes you see? Bobyjack: My eyes, my nose and my ears. Teacher: True for the eyes but why for your ears and nose? Bobyjack: It's to hold my glasses!
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Little Johnny was at school one day when the teacher asked the kids if they could use the word definitely in a sentence. Well the first little girl raised her hand and said, "Well the trees are definitely green." The teacher said "No not really because the trees turn yellow red and brown in the fall." The next little boy raised his hand and said, "The sky is definitely blue." The teacher said, "No not really because the sky can be all different colors." From the back of the room little Johnny raised his hand and asked, "Do farts have lumps?" The teacher said, "No Johnny of course not, that’s silly." Then Johnny said, "Well then I definitely shit my pants!"
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The parents were very disappointed in the grades that their son brought home. “The only consolation I can find in these awful grades,” lamented the father, “is that I know he never cheated during his exams.”
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