Q: What's the best thing about ISIS jokes?
A: The execution.
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I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today.
I had to drop the bomb two or three times before she finally got it.
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Q: What's a terrorists favorite American football team?
A: The New York Jets.
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Q: What did one female terrorist say to the other?
A: "Does my bomb look big in this?"
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Q: Why is Al Qaeda more compassionate than pro-lifers?
A: The 9/11 hijackers got to die instantly.
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My dad died on 9-11.
He was the best amateur bomber on Iraq's flight team.
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Q: Where did OP go in the explosion?
A: Everywhere.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Allahu Akbar.
Allahu AK-
BOOM!!!
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Q: What is the difference between a teenager on her rag and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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When terrorists feed their children, do they use the airplane method of "open wide" while making airplane noises?
Or do they just smash it into their faces?
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island.
After one month the woman says:
"I can not proceed in this way."
And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they dig up the woman.
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