Q: What's the best thing about ISIS jokes?
A: The execution.
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I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today.
I had to drop the bomb two or three times before she finally got it.
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Q: What's a terrorists favorite American football team?
A: The New York Jets.
Q: What did one female terrorist say to the other?
A: "Does my bomb look big in this?"
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Q: Why is Al Qaeda more compassionate than pro-lifers?
A: The 9/11 hijackers got to die instantly.
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My dad died on 9-11.
He was the best amateur bomber on Iraq's flight team.
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Q: Where did OP go in the explosion?
A: Everywhere.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Allahu Akbar.
Allahu AK-
BOOM!!!
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What's red and crawls up your leg?
A homesick miscarriage.
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Q: What do you call a terrorist attack in the Middle East?
A: A Selfie!
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