Q: What's the best thing about ISIS jokes? A: The execution.
I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today. I had to drop the bomb two or three times before she finally got it.
Q: What's a terrorists favorite American football team? A: The New York Jets.
Q: What did one female terrorist say to the other? A: "Does my bomb look big in this?"
My dad died on 9-11. He was the best amateur bomber on Iraq's flight team.
Q: Why is Al Qaeda more compassionate than pro-lifers? A: The 9/11 hijackers got to die instantly.
Q: Where did OP go in the explosion? A: Everywhere.
Knock knock. Who's there? Allahu Akbar. Allahu AK- BOOM!!!
When terrorists feed their children, do they use the airplane method of "open wide" while making airplane noises? Or do they just smash it into their faces?
What's brown and gurgles? A baby in a casserole.
Terrorists have hijacked a planeload of lawyers bound for a legal convention. They’ve threatened to start releasing the lawyers one by one until their demands are met.