I couldn't understand why it hurts a lot when you bite your tongue accidentally, but it doesn't hurt when you bite it intentionally, and what I couldn't understand most is why you're biting your tongue right now?!
A man with a bad rash on his hands went to his doctor. The latter examined his hands carefully for sometime and consulted many large volumes on his shelves. Finally, he asked the patient: "Have you had this trouble before?" He answered: "Yes." Doctor said: "You have again got it."
Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
Q: What did the pencil say to the sharpener? A: Stop going in circles and get to the point.
Daughter: Mom,does God go to bathroom? Mom: Why? my child.. Daughter: Today in the morning I heard papa said, "Please God let me go to the bathroom..."
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!". But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!". Moral: Hard work is never appreciated, only result matters...
Womens are like computer virus... they ENTER your life... SEARCH your pocket... SHIFT your balance ... CONTROL your life... when you become an old version DELET you from the system
Q: What does an Irishman get after eating Italian food? A: Gaelic breath.
I know a lady who blew her man's jimmy off because he wanted to be down with O.P.P. Now he down with No P.P.
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says ''Sorry we don't serve food in here''