Q: What is the most important rule in chemistry?
A: Never lick the spoon!
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
"Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"
The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-.
These are also Chuck Norris' initials.
This is not a coincidence.
Vote:
A zebra has wondered his whole life whether he was a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes.
When he dies and goes to heaven he asks God the question "Am I a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes?"
God responds, "You are what you are"
The zebra goes to his friends and tells them what God had said and that he still doesn't know the answer to his question.
One of his friends says, "Well, that means you are a white zebra with black stripes"
The zebra asks him why and the friend says, "Because otherwise God would have said 'You is what you is'"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Déja.
Déja who?
Knock knock.
Vote:
Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A: They're cheaper than day rates.
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For hispanic attacks.
Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe