Q: What is the most important rule in chemistry?
A: Never lick the spoon!
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
"Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"
The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-.
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Q: What element is a girl's future best friend?
A: Carbon.
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Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na
Q: Wanna hear a joke?
A: Women's Rights.
Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"?
A: BaNa2
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed.
A man who wants to murder his wife goes in a pharmacy and asks for cyanide.
"I'm sorry sir, but I can't give you cyanide just like that."
Without a word, the man takes out his wife's photograph and holds it in front of him.
The pharmacist apologizes, "My mistake, I didn't realize you had a prescription."
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