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Chuck Norris can split the atom.
With his bare hands.
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Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.
There was no Big Bang.
Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
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How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist?
An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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A scientist tells a pharmacist, "Give me some prepared tablets of acetylsalicylic acid."
"Do you mean aspirin?" asks the pharmacist.
The scientist slaps his forehead. "That's it!" he says. "I can never remember the name."
What do Scientists have for snacks?
Micro-chips.
Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel.
They have traced the Gay Gene all the way back to the time of the Dinosaurs.
They found two distinct species.
They have named them Lickalotapus and Megasoreass.
Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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