Joke #11731

I would make a science joke but all the good ones ARGON.

Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.

Q: When will scientists cure the common cold? A: Actually, they already did but Republican pharmacists won't dispense it because they mistook it for birth control.

A mathematician and an engineer agreed to take part in an experiment. They were both placed in a room and at the other end was a beautiful naked woman on a bed. The experimenter said every 30 seconds they would be allowed to travel half the distance between themselves and the woman. The mathematician said "this is pointless" and stormed off. The engineer agreed to go ahead with the experiment anyway. The mathematician exclaimed on his way out "don't you see, you'll never actually reach her?". To which the engineer replied, "so what? Pretty soon I'll be close enough for all practical purposes!"

An engineer and a physicist are in a hot-air balloon. After a few hours they lose track of where they are and descend to get directions. They yell to a jogger, "Hey, can you tell us where we're at?" After a few moments the jogger responds, "You're in a hot-air balloon." The engineer says, "You must be a mathematician." The jogger, shocked, responds, "yeah, how did you know I was a mathematician?" "Because, it took you far too long to come up with your answer, it was 100% correct, and it was completely useless."

"Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 95%. It's called a Wedding Cake.

Q: Why have scientists started using lawyers for experiments instead of rats? A: They don't become so attached to the lawyers.

Yo mama farts so much there is a reason why Jupiter is made out of gas.

Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.

Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.