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Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
One day a medical professor and his class were standing over a corpse and the professor said, "There are two things to being a medical forensicist. First: Don't fear anything."
After saying that, the professor shoved his middle finger up the corpse's anus and licked it. He then told the class to do the same.
After hesitating, they all did it.
"Next," the professor said, "you have to have a key observation finger. Thus, I licked my index finger."
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
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Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment?
A: An IN-body experience!
Chuck Norris can split the atom.
With his bare hands.
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An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?"
"Sure. That's easy," said one man.
"What is it?"
"H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O."
"What, what?" reasked the instructor.
"H to O," explained the chemistry expert.
Did you hear about the new book about anti-gravity?
I just can't seem to put it down.
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Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
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Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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