Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared. These are known as black holes.