As an ion chromatography chemist I made this one up:
Anions aren't negative, they're just misunderstood.
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Little Johnny was a chemist.
Little Johnny is no more.
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.
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Q: What is the most important rule in chemistry?
A: Never lick the spoon!
A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
"Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"
The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: One molar solution.
Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"?
A: BaNa2
Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed.
Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" - and he died.
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
Helium walks into a bar.
The bartender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
