Joke #2538

Little Billy sits on his neighbour fence. After a while he asks surprised: Sir, how come your pig has only tree legs? Because I used only one leg for the stock.

What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player? Bear Jordan.

Turtle to turtle: "Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?"

There was a papa mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse. Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell sausage!" Momma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell pancakes!" Baby mole tried to stick his head outside but couldn't because of the two bigger moles. Baby mole said, "The only thing I smell is molasses."

Q: Where did the newlywed horses stay? A: In the bridle suite.

I had to get rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.

What do cows usually fly around in? Helicowpters and Bulloons.

What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? Thistle have to do.

Q: Where do birds meet for coffee? A: In a nest-cafe!

Q: Whats the Diffenence between kinky and perverted? A1: Kinky is when you tickle your girl friends ass with a feather. A2: Perverted is when you use the whole chicken...

A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. "Look in the lion's mouth," the vet told him. "How do I do that?" he asked. "Carefully," replied the vet.