Joke #118

Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph? A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.

Why did the little Greek boy run away from home? He didn't like the way he was being reared.

Two condoms walk into a gay bar, look at each other and say "let's get shit-faced!"

What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!

What do you call hemorrhoids on a fag? Speed bumps.

Q: What does a homo say to another gay going on vacation? A: Can I help you pack your shit?

I think my sons gay...I took off the seat of his bike, and he didn't notice.

Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When they get there, one guy suggests they indulge in partner-swapping as a trial. After 2 hours of solid sex by the fireside, the guy turned to his new partner and said, "Wow! This is the very best sex I've had in years! I wonder how the girls are doing?"

The best thing after an intensive argument is the peace-sex. But I hate when I argue with my father-in-law.

As he drove along the highway, a guy kept seeing billboards with beautiful, tanned people and the words: Visit the Garden of Hedon. His curiosity got the best of him and he turned off the road at the entrance to the place a few miles down the road. He went inside a building marked "Registration" and saw an attractive woman sitting at a desk. "Exactly what do you do here?" he asked. "It's quite simple," said the receptionist. "This is a nudist camp. We take off all our clothes and commune with nature." "Cool," said the guy, "count me in!" So he paid his membership fee, took off his gear and strolled off. As he walked along a path, he saw a big sign which read, "Beware of Gays." A little further along he saw another sign which read the same thing: "Beware of Gays." He continued walking until he came to a small clearing which had a bronze plaque set in the ground. He bent over to read the plaque and it said, "Sorry, you've had two warnings!"

A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender inquires. "I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responds the young man. "6 shots?!? Are you celebrating something?" "Yeah, my first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house." "No offense, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."