Joke #118

Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph? A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.
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Three boys are walking home from school and they see a naked woman. One of them runs away the other two stay to watch. The next day they are walking home from school and they see the naked woman again, and again the same boy runs away. Another day later they are walking home and they see the naked woman again, as the boy tries to run away the other boys grab him and ask, "What are you gay or something don't you like looking at naked women?" He replied, "Yeah, I love looking at naked women but my mom said that if I see one I'll turn into stone and I feel something starting to get hard."
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Man comes home from work to find his boyfriend whacking off into a condom. Man says, "WTF?" Boyfriend says, "I am making you a sack lunch!"
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Q: What does a gay order in a Chinese restaurant? A: Sum Yung Gi.
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Q: Why did they make glow in the dark condoms? A: So gay guys can play star wars.
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Why are faggots so generous? Because they don't know how to be tight arsed!
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Q: What does a homo say to another gay going on vacation? A: Can I help you pack your shit?
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What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!
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Johny is the first day in jail in the cell with one mighty and a crazy prisoner and this crazy prisoner tells Johny: "You probably do not know that on the first day must every new prisoner must pass over the so-called welcome´s ceremonial. Ok, so I ask you directly. Do you want it with cream or without the cream?" Johny says: "I want it with creme, of course." The crazy prisoner yells and says: "Cremo, come here, please."
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Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? He's down to four butts a day.
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Q: Do you know the most favourite play of gays? A: Romeo and Julius.
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