Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod. 
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Two condoms are walking down the street when they walk by a gay bar.
One condom says to the other, "Hey man, you wanna get shit-faced?"
Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A: Mega-saur-ass
Gays don't fart - their asses fetch a sigh.
Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None because they screw each other the dirty fucks.
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Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated.
Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes.
The first man said, "My Ryan loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky."
The second man said, "My Ross was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake."
The third man said, "My Jack was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more time."
Q: How can you tell if a bank robber is gay?
A: He ties up the safe and blows the guard.
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Q: How do you know a gay guy has farted?
A: He needs to change his pants afterward.
Why are faggots so generous?
Because they don't know how to be tight arsed!
What do you call a truck full of dildos?
Toys for Twats.
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A guy and a girl are roommates in college.
The girl goes to a frat party, brings home another guy, fucks him, and then decides the next morning that she likes her roommate and therefore it's not going to work out. After her fling left, her roommate came up to her and:
Him: "I think I found my soulmate in you..."
Her: "Really?!"
Him: "Yeah... uh... that guy you brought home last night?"
Her: "Oh yeah. I don't care about him anymore."
Him: "Great! So he's available?"