Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod. 
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What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!
Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A: Mega-saur-ass
Q: What do you call it when someone farts in a gay bar?
A: A love call.
Why are faggots so generous?
Because they don't know how to be tight arsed!
A biker walks into a gay bar and sits down to have a drink when a guy walks up to him and asks "hey biker you ever played barroom football"?
"What are you talking about" the biker replies.
"You know you guzzle a beer down that's the touchdown then pull your pants down and bend over and if you can fart the kicks well."
The gay guy goes first to demonstrate.
The biker states "I can do that and even better."
He chugs the beer, slams the bottle, stands up pulls his pants down bends over to fart the gay guy jumps behind him and shouts "blocked that kick".
How does a gay man fake an orgasm?
He spits on his partners back.
Q: Did you hear about the gay truckers?
A: They exchanged loads.
What do you call a truck full of dildos?
Toys for Twats.
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Q: Do you know the most favourite play of gays?
A: Romeo and Julius.
There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey.
The bartender asks, "What's the matter?"
The man says, "I found out my brother is gay and marrying my best friend."
The next day the same man comes in and orders 12 shots of whiskey.
The bartenders asks, "What's wrong this time?"
The man says, "I found out that my son is gay."
The next day the same man comes in the bar and orders 15 shots of whiskey.
Then the bartender asks, "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?"
The man looks up and says, "Apprently my wife does."