Q: How do 5 gay men walk?
A: One Direction!
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Three desperately ill men go to their docter seeking help.
One is and alcoholic, One is a chain smoker and the other is gay.
The doctor tells the men if you indulge in any of your habits again you will die.
So the three men leave and then the alcoholic sees a bar and hears its loud music and can't resist.
He orders a shot of whisky drinks it and suddenly drops down dead the other two men walk out side realising how serious this is, but then the chain smoker sees a half a ciggarette on the ground still burning so the gay guy says to the chain smoker "if you bend over to pick that up were both dead"
Sign at a gay nudist colony: "Gentlemen playing leapfrog are requested to complete their leaps!"
Q: What's the difference between a cook and a gay?
A: The cook stirs today's lunch, whereas the gay stirs yesterday's dinner.
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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
A: She will "let it go let it go".
Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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I could never fight a gay guy.
I don't know how to start.
"I'm gonna beat your ass...
I mean I'm gonna f*ck you up... no, I mean I'm stick my foot so far up your ass.. no, not like that, I mean Fuck you, damn it, I give up
Baby, baby, baby ooh!
Mom: *walks in* Are you listening to Justin Bieber?
Daughter: No, I'm watching porn.
Mom: Oh, thank goodness.
What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ?
One's composing, the other is decomposing.
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