Q: How do 5 gay men walk?
A: One Direction!
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Three desperately ill men go to their docter seeking help.
One is and alcoholic, One is a chain smoker and the other is gay.
The doctor tells the men if you indulge in any of your habits again you will die.
So the three men leave and then the alcoholic sees a bar and hears its loud music and can't resist.
He orders a shot of whisky drinks it and suddenly drops down dead the other two men walk out side realising how serious this is, but then the chain smoker sees a half a ciggarette on the ground still burning so the gay guy says to the chain smoker "if you bend over to pick that up were both dead"
Sign at a gay nudist colony: "Gentlemen playing leapfrog are requested to complete their leaps!"
Q: What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical?
A: Fiddler on the hoof.
Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London.
Then they wrote a song about it.
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Q: What 80's rock band is banned from New Orleans and why?
A: The Scorpions. Every time they're in town, they rock you like a hurricane.
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Q: Why did the gay man take two aspirin with his Viagra?
A: So sex wouldn't be such a pain in the arse.
Music teacher tells Peter:
"I warn you, if you will not behave, as appropriate, I tell your parents that you have a talent for music."
What would you hear at a cow concert?
Moo-sic!