What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools?
A fruit stand.
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How can you make a gay man scream twice?
Fudge him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains.
Do you know how to play gay poker?
Queens are wild and straights don’t count.
Two condoms are walking down the street when they walk by a gay bar.
One condom says to the other, "Hey man, you wanna get shit-faced?"
A biker walks into a gay bar and sits down to have a drink when a guy walks up to him and asks "hey biker you ever played barroom football"?
"What are you talking about" the biker replies.
"You know you guzzle a beer down that's the touchdown then pull your pants down and bend over and if you can fart the kicks well."
The gay guy goes first to demonstrate.
The biker states "I can do that and even better."
He chugs the beer, slams the bottle, stands up pulls his pants down bends over to fart the gay guy jumps behind him and shouts "blocked that kick".
How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?
All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!
Three friends -- two straight guys and a gay guy -- and their significant others were on a cruise.
A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and next thing you know, they're standing before St. Peter.
First came one of the straight guys and his wife.
St. Peter shook his head sadly. "I can't let you in. You loved money too much.
You loved it so much, you even married a woman named Penny."
Then came the second straight guy. "Sorry, can't let you in, either. You loved food too much.
You loved to eat so much, you even married a woman named Candy!"
The gay guy turned to his boyfriend and whispered nervously, "It doesn't look good, Dick."
Q:What does one gay say to another homo sitting at the bar?
A:"Do you mind if I push in your stool?"
Two condoms walk into a gay bar, look at each other and say "let's get shit-faced!"