Q: What's the worst thing about being lonely?
A: Playing Frisbee.
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After a long day of winter sporting, we headed back to the ski lodge.
As it was small, a cramped place to stay, we decided it was most fitting to sleep in the same bed.
Myself in the middle and my two friends either side of me.
In the middle of the night, the guy on the right woke up and said, "I have had a dream where I was given the best handjob ever!"
A few minutes later, the guy on my left woke up and said: "I have had a dream that I was given the best handjob ever!"
I replied, "well that's funny... I thought I was skiing."
A woman was paying for some items in a supermarket - a pint of milk, a packet of bacon, a small bag of rice and a few vegetables.
The man at the checkout said, "I bet you're single, aren't you?"
"Well yes, I am," the woman replied. "How did you know?"
"Because you're really ugly," replied the man.
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What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player?
Bear Jordan.
Q: Why do rednecks like having sex doggie style?
A: That way they can both watch wrestling.
Relationship status - table for one but drinks for two.
"You're single and I'm single too! You know what that means?"
"What"
"We're both ugly!"
What’s the difference between an aerobics instructor and a torturer?
The torturer would apologize first.
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?
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Mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day.
What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
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