Q: What's the worst thing about being lonely?
A: Playing Frisbee.
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Me: "I'm so lonely."
Person: "Hey!"
Me: "Leave me alone."
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I was drinking my coffee in a coffeehouse when a beautiful girl came near my table and asked me:
"Are you alone?"
So I responded: "It's a long time that I'm alone."
"So do you mind me to take this chair?" said the girl.
I fainted...
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Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They don't know where home is.
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Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands.
This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.
This confirms too, that women are always confused and don't know what they want.
Aladdin has been banned from the magic carpet race.
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Golfer: "I'd move heaven & earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven; you've already moved most of the earth."
Q: What's the difference between me and a calendar?
A: A calendar has dates.
Q: What sports team is the least safe around children?
A: The Nashville Predators.