I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is that it's the only time he hears someone tell him, "Wow, that's a big one!"
Q: Why is it so hot at Phillies games? A: Because there's not a fan in the place.
Q: Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? A: When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.
A golfer tried three straight times to hit a golf ball over the inlet of water between him and the green. But each time the ball splashes into the drink. In utter frustration the golfer said, "Caddie, take my clubs on in, I'm going to jump into the water and drown myself." The caddie replied, "I doubt that, sir. You couldn't keep your head down long enough to drown!"
What did the trampolinist say? ‘Life has its ups and downs, but I always bounce back.’ Tennis
Question: What should a man do if his wife runs into the room during a baseball match and keeps disturbing you? Answer: Shorten the chain.
What’s a swimmer’s favourite sport? Pool.
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise!
Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
What games do ants play with elephants? Squash!
A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, "Martha, pack up your things. I just won the California lottery!" Martha replies, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?" The man responds, "I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house by noon!"