PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game... While using a golf ball.
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.