PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.