Joke #11885

Q: What did the Nickelback fan say to the other Nickelback fan when they ran out of weed? A: Man, this music sucks.

When Miley Cyrus is naked and licks a hammer it's "art" and "music"... but when I do it, I'm "wasted" and "have to leave Home Depot".

Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.

Police Officer: "How high are you?" Pothead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"

What do you get if you cross an iPhone and a fridge? Cool music.

I still don't understand why smoking weed makes you a criminal... When I smoke it the only thing I a threat to is cake.

Q: How can you tell if you have smoked too much weed? A: You can't smoke too much weed.

How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.

The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.

Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.

When you have a man staring at a naked Playboy model, be sure that he doesn’t wonder if she knows cooking, or if she plays piano or if she has a nice personality either!