Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
One day a blonde came home from school and came to her mother and said, "Hey, Mommy! Mommy! Today in school we learned to count. The other kids could only count to three but I can count to Ten..... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!" The mother responds, "Very good honey." The blonde asks, "Is that because I'm a blonde mommy?" And the mother responds, "Yes dear." Next day the blonde came home and went to her mother and said, "Today in school we learned our ABCs! The other kids could only get to D but I can get to K! .... A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K!" The mother says, "Very good honey." The blonde then asked. "Is that because I'm a blonde, Mommy?" The mother responds, "Yes dear." The third day the blonde come home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy today in school we went swimming! But I was the only one who had breasts. Is that because I'm a blonde, Mommy?" And the mother responds, "No Honey, it's because you're twenty five."
Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.