Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state.
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? A: H2O cubed.
Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? A: HeHe
Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.