Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
A scientist tells a pharmacist, "Give me some prepared tablets of acetylsalicylic acid." "Do you mean aspirin?" asks the pharmacist. The scientist slaps his forehead. "That's it!" he says. "I can never remember the name."
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? A: HeHe
The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state.
E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.