Chuck Norris can split the atom.
With his bare hands.
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We live in an expanding universe.
All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
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Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
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The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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