Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.