Joke #11960

Hypocrisy: When a Jehovahs Witness doesn't celebrate Halloween because they don't like random people knocking on their doors.

Chuck Norris is like an F5 Tornado... When you see him coming you better run for cover and pray to God he doesn't find you...

Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?

A deer hunter who was an atheist was out in the woods when suddenly a 1,000-pound deer stepped out. "Good God!" exclaimed the hunter. Suddenly, a voice from Heaven said, "I thought you don't believe in me." The hunter replied, "Up until now I didn't believe in 1,000-pound deer either."

I got so fed up with trick or treaters at Halloween that in the end I turned the lights out and pretended I wasn't in. Forget the ships. My lighthouse, my rules...

Did you hear about the wild party at the haunted house? The whole vibe was anything ghost.

Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.

One day a family is wondering what to cook for dinner. They have many ideas but each idea doesn't sound good. Eventually, they go to the living room to watch tv when all of a sudden a knock at the door. The mother answers it and it's a nun saying she's going door to door giving out soup to families. She takes the bag of soup and thanks to the nun. They all go to the kitchen and grab a bowl and then pour the soup into bowls. The father says "this soup stinks!" The mother says "honey a nun brought it to us be grateful." The father then tastes it and says "ew it tastes like shit" and the mother say s "honey just keep eating." After they finish they go to the living room and the news is on. The reporter says "the man dressed as a nun delivering raw sewage door to door has been caught" they all puked.

Q: How do vampires get around on Halloween? A: On blood vessels.

Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.