A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.