What did the big angel say to the little angel on Christmas Eve?
Answer: "Halo there!"
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While I was working as a store Santa, a boy asked me for an electric train set.
"If you get your train," I told him, "your dad is going to want to play with it too. Is that all right?"
The boy became very quiet.
So, moving the conversation along, I asked, "What else would you like Santa to bring you?"
He promptly replied, "Another train."
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What did one Christmas tree say to the other?
You've got a lot of balls walking in here dressed like that.
Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
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George W. Bush and Bill Clinton both decided to have biographies written about them.
George called him "The Three Most Powerful Men - Bush, Dick, and Colon".
Bill called his "Sex Between the Bushes"
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Q: What do you call Santa Claus with muscles?
A: Mr. XMass
Let's walk and talk.
You go that way.
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How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas?
Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.
"Hey Bill... Do you talk to your wife while you are having sex?"
"Only if there's a phone handy", Bill replied.
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Q: What did the deaf, blind, mute girl get for Christmas?
A: Cancer.
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